"My wants are simple: a job that I like and a girl whom I love."

Something Borrowed (via band-of-thieves)

Check and check.

(via fuckyeahcourt)

(Source: simply-quotes, via fuckyeahcourt)


Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

(Source: billyteddy, via alovelylove)


Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

(via alovelylove)

"Sometimes we get sad about things and we don’t like to tell other people that we are sad about them. We like to keep it a secret. Or sometimes, we are sad but we really don’t know why we are sad, so we say we aren’t sad but we really are."

Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (via psych-facts)

"I hate people generally, but I like people individually."

introverts (via janesblueheaven)

(via spiderwebcity)